The Peter NorthStars
Pete,
You are f****** awesome man!!! The best part is when you unload a big shot all over a chick!!! Holy s***!!! How do you do it?
Barry - Oakville, Ont.
Dear Barry,
Thank you for your continued support of the Peter Northstars. While our team has yet to face a female goalie, you are quite correct, in that it is always an exhilarating experience to fire a big shot on net. Of course, male or female, it is always better if, instead of hitting them all over, it goes past them into the mesh! As for how it’s done, please consult this link on how to take a proper slapshot: http://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Slapshot-in-Ice-Hockey
Yours,
The Peter Northstars Management Team
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Yo,
Dude, you are the s***!!! How can I get you job? LOL!!!
D Train – Kingston, Ont.
Dear D Train,
Thank you for your continued support of the Peter Northstars. While the positions of head writer and site administrator for the Peter Northstars are not currently available, we always welcome freelance contributions to the site. Simply send your submission to peternorthstarshockeyclub@yahoo.ca or info@peternorthstars.com If your submission is published you will receive an adorable ASCII rendering of a kittycat, courtesy of the team.
Yours,
The Peter Northstars Management Team
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Peter,
What are the XXX Stars you work with really like?
Suraj G.– Newport, RI
Dear Suraj,
Thank you for your continued support of the Peter Northstars. You have obviously followed the team for quite a while! Although the XXX Stars are no longer in our division, they were one of the more difficult opponents that we played during the Summer 2007 and Winter 2007/2008 seasons. They were always a very skilled and hard working team, and one of the most sportsmanlike in the division.
Yours,
The Peter Northstars Management Team
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Dear Peter North,
I am a longtime fan of your pornographic movies. I really enjoy watching you performing various sex acts with different women. My favourite part of your pornographic films is, generally, when you ejaculate on the women after having sex with them. Having sex with all those women must be very enjoyable. I have also noticed that you produce quite a prodigious amount of semen. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how sexually arousing I find your pornographic films and urge you to continue working in the sex industry.
Your Fan,
James L. - Duluth, MN
Dear James,
Thank you for your continued support of the Peter Northstars. I must admit that your metaphors are a little too subtle for me to fully understand, but yes, we definitely have a good time playing hockey on Tuesday nights and are glad that you count yourself among the Peter Northstars faithful.
Yours,
The Peter Northstars Management Team